I have learned to not get involved with my victims. Once you hear about the kiddies and the dogs, the little woman or man at home, the future goals and aspirations, it kind of kills (snicker) the appetite.
The reason for the dearth of deathly deviants is, believe it or not, vampires have addictions. It’s true. You have your gambling addicted vampires, your porn and adult club addicted vampires. A handful of vampires are addicted to cocaine, heroin and other illegal substances.
What Greg had failed to take into consideration is that he had created a menopausal vampire. Talk about making a MONSTER! I must give the poor sucker (groan) a little credit. I guess in the subdued lighting of the lounge I actually did look ten years younger
The show is all meat and no loaf with two scorching, hell-bent and hot blonde backup singers vocally egging the 66-year-old rocker on during a number of his top hits including; “I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t do That)”
There are vampire soap operas on the cable channels, for Pete’s sake! And what about the tween vampire books and movies? Blockbusters all the way around for a crowd that’s too young to stay up after curfew—much less after midnight.
Not every pianist in Las Vegas can lay claim to having played in lounges before the likes of Gina Lollobrigida, Montgomery Clift, Clark Gable, Kirk Douglas, Ingrid Bergman, Lana Turner, and Ava Gardner.